This is a public service announcement.
For too long toddlers, babies, infants, call them what you like, have been getting away with murder, sometimes literally.
Today that changes. As a former baby I can tell you with no uncertainty, that babies can be the most mean spirited examples of human life around, second only to politicans and club chairmen, it's only a matter of time before we see a baby taoiseach or director of football. It's time to be prepared.
Luckily for mankind, this video has been made, a more important two minutes you will not find elsewhere