Mascot's Head Stolen - Oh The Humanity

Hal LaRoux
By Hal LaRoux
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“There is no den in the wide world to hide a rogue. Commit a crime, and the EARTH is MADE OF GLASS." - Ralph Waldo Emerson


We are big fans of the Mascot here at, we always have been. Today we bring you the sad news that criminals have targeted one such mascot, tearing his head off before stealing it. The beloved macerana, ymca'ing mascot of the Lake Erie Crushers now lies headless in a closet at their ballpark. Here's the local news channel with the latest.

Stomper in happier times..


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