I thought the Queen's visit meant the end of this kind of thing. Congratulations to Morgan for being made England vice-captain, but I don't know how he tolerates this. I'll let you know that the story itself makes no mention of 'Irish blarney'.
Paddywhackery Alive And Well At The Daily Telegraph
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