Pity This Unborn Child

Pity This Unborn Child
By Donny Mahoney Updated

I'll be honest. I know next to nothing about parenting, but I still feel inclined to judge this Miami Heat fan for her poor maternal instincts. It's not even about the weirdly painted logo or the fact that she's a Heat fan. Have you been to a modern basketball arena? They're loud as fuck. That can't be good for your bun in the oven.

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