The Commonwealth Games Theme Song Is A Major Disappointment

Donny Mahoney
By Donny Mahoney
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No, you're clearly not ready.

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At this stage, only a brilliant theme song could redeem the Commonwealth Games. Unfortunately, this riff-heavy song and its uninspired video seem to be the final nail in the coffin of the CWG, which haven't even started yet. In an ideal world, you'd have some sort of epic all-singing, all-dancing Bollywood-soundtrack infused theme video, something like this condom song below.

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Instead we get crunchy Nickelback guitar riffs. Memo to A.R. Rahman: America aren't in the fuckin' Commonwealth. It's a sad day for theme songs.

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