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This Is What Happens When You Let Marines Into The Commentary Booth

Donny Mahoney
By Donny Mahoney
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It's Marine Week in the city of St. Louis, Missouri and to celebrate the occasion, St. Louis Cardinals broadcasters invited a few Marines into the commentary booth to discuss the great American past-time: war-mongering baseball.


While discussing his military prowess, Colonel Shane Tomko felt inspired to mention how the Marines would handle a problem like Philadelphia Phillies ace Roy Halliday.

“I’ll tell you what, with that M1A1 Abrams we got across the street, if Halladay keeps on pitching well, we can fix that with one round pretty quickly.”

That's an M1A1 Abrams above if you were curious.


Tomko doesn't stand back from his opinions on pitcher tank assassination either when offered the chance. Land of the Free, Home of the Brave, baby

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