Not just good at scoring goals against England, our Fantasy Football agony uncle Don Hutchinson brings us an advice column special after the closing of the transfer window this week.
Remember you send your Fantasy Football queries and questions about life in general to [email protected].
A fresh start
Dear Don,
How are you keeping? Love reading your advice every week. I'm having a bit of trouble with mice in the house. Have you any tips on how to solve this horrendous problem?
Also I've a bit of spare time on my hands now, so was thinking of getting into this Fantasy Football malarkey. However I only want to bring players who have been signed on transfer deadline day. Is it doable?
Peace out, downtown!
Kieran McG.
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Hi Kieran,
Great to hear from you. Thanks for the kind compliments. I'm keeping well. Have recently embarked on a dairy free diet and it has worked wonders for my digestion,
Mice are a grave problem indeed. I've had many the battle with said four legged creature. Having tried everything under the sun, including poison, standard mouse traps and high frequency imitators, I've finally found an elaborate method that works very well. I've inserted a diagram of it below.
In fact, I've had to even leave some decent prospects out of the squad, such as Fabio Borini and Stephen Ireland. You can take a look at my team below. Obviously I'm not sure if these players will be guaranteed starters, and also I have included Samuel Eto'o even though technically he wasn't signed on deadline day.
Hope this helps,
The Don.
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