There can scarcely be anyone left on the planet who hasn't seen the video of Noah Ritter's bizarrely verbose monologue about his experience on a waterslide and his lack of experience on live television.
Recommended
Well, a day later, he has considerably more experience and he appeared on Good Morning America earlier, and precocious youngster that he is, informed us that he wishes to be embark on the career to which every five year aspires; paleontology.
He also made a disturbing claim about how he was brainwashed into changing his American football team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5fS8IAva3E
