Welcome to the wonderfully confusing world of Christian mixed martial arts. A sport that encourages you to turn the other cheek, but only so you can pass guard and lock in a kimura.
While the denominational branch of combat sports may preach the conflicting messages of "love thy neighbour" but also "try to knock him out with a spinning back-kick" that may give you the impression that it's a made-up sport, we can assure it actually exists.
Praise Jesus for it's existence, as if it weren't for Christian MMA, no one would have the privilege of watching this spectacular clip. Look as both fighters embarrassingly come crashing down to the canvas after they landed simultaneous illegal shots below the belt. That's why God invented protective sports cups, kids.
