This is all kinds of amazing, firstly I would contend that most of us would watch any sport at all if this gentleman was commentating. He brings an Alan Partridge element to the spectacle, coupled with a Ryle Nugent sense of foreboding.
He sways from "i don't want to look at that again" to adding sound effects like "boom" to the moment of impact. A stand up natural-born entertainer.
Here is Waterskiier Kyle Dammeyer hitting a waterskijump at face first.