Balls.ie is pleased to be the first to publish the following leaked letter.
Dear friends, punditry and seasonal followers of Irish rugby,
Thank you for your interest in publicising the upcoming Rugby World Cup in New Zealand in 2011 in newspapers, blogs and public houses. However, following your country's performance versus Scotland on Saturday last, I feel compelled to write you with instruction that any future references to your winning of said competition, outlandish to being with, will no longer be tolerated.
I thank you for your understanding in advance.