Jamie Heaslip Is An Ophiuchus

Jamie Heaslip Is An Ophiuchus
By Donny Mahoney Updated

Jamie Heaslip has an injured ankle and won't play in Saturday's Heineken Cup match for Leinster against Saracens. Which will give him more time to consider being a member of the strange new 13th astrological sign, the Ophiuchus. Unless the internet is wrong, Heaslip's birthday is the 15th of December, so technically he's on the cusp, though some of the following traits would be attributed to him by World News Insight:

An Interpreter of dreams, who attracts good luck and fruitful blessings. Holds lofty ideals and is a seeker of peace and harmony. Inventive in nature, with expanding qualities. will often seek higher education and wisdom and can end up as an overseer, or supervisor of work. Can rise to fame – either grand, or completely misunderstood. Tends to enjoy longevity and has aspirations of healing the ills of man.

Sounds about right.

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