O2's new rugby ad is out and you'll be seeing a lot of it over the next weeks. It features no suburban housecalls, but does include a star-turn from Johnny Sexton (watch BOD pass the torch late on) and a bit of forestry.
The subtext (in our opinion): we all know the English chopped down our majestic oaks centuries ago. What we're left with are plantations of haunted coniferous trees planted by a semi-state body but sold to a multinational corporation at the behest of the Troika. Sexton must not just kick a ball through a couple of trees in this video, but restore our national sovereignty with one kick into the darkness that the trees contain. Note that after the kick clears the 'posts', we are restored to our national rugby stadium and even Stephen Ferris can play again.
No pressure, Johnny.