The South African rugby community has produced some of the best names in sport. From Chiliboy Ralepelle to Boom Prinsloo we've all enjoyed a good chuckle.
But there is now a new champion for the title of world's funniest name. The South African Rugby Union (SARU) unveiled their new head coach Allister Coetzee today, as well as his backroom staff. Former Stormers coach Coetzee has brought two assistants with him, one named Johann van Grann. The other?
Mzwandile Wanky Stick.
Stop giggling down the back.
Mr. Wanky Stick was a Sevens representative between 2004 and 2009, and converted to 15s as a fullback with the Kings before taking up coaching in 2013. He is currently the backs coach for the Kings in Super Rugby.
This comes off the back of the revelation that Coetzee himself has a rather unfortunate nickname:
I know "toetie" is Allister Coetzee's nickname. But by using it in a presser, you're using the Afrikaans slang for "vagina" on national TV.
— Gareth Duncan (@MRGarethDuncan) April 12, 2016
Ireland will travel to South Africa in June for a three test tour as Coetzee and Wanky Stick's first opponents.
