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Best Of The Jest: Our 6 Favourite Jokes This Week

Best Of The Jest: Our 6 Favourite Jokes This Week

You're a right funny lot. Over the last few weeks we've been sharing some our favourites jokes and you've been sending some of your own in in your droves. We've picked six more that have made us chuckle, with a selection some of the jokes we've been sent and some that caught our eye on the internet.

If you have any you'd like to share, you can comment below or leave us a message on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter and we might post them next Thursday. Enjoy!

What do you call a women's doctor who is still at medical school?

A guy in a college just..

Sent to us by: Paul McCarthy

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A man went to the shop one day to buy a few bits and pieces...

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He said to cashier "Did you hear about the poor lass that fell into the washing machine?"

Cashier: "Awh God bless, no, is she okay?"

The man replied: "She died in comfort."

Sent to us by: Mark McGovern

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"*** Very Sad News Breaking From Dublin Today ***

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Sad news from the Nestle factory today. A night shift worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking. He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted "The Milky Bars are on me" his colleagues just cheered!

Sent to us by: Tommy McGarr

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Got home to find my wife had left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working I'm going to my mum's."

I opened up the fridge. The light was on and the beer was cold. I'm not sure what she was talking about.

Hat-tip: thewargingned on Reddit/r/Jokes

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I said to the gym instructor: “Can you teach me to do the splits?”

He said: “How flexible are you?”

I said: “I can’t make Tuesdays.”

Hat-tip: The great Tommy Cooper

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A penguin is driving to the mall when all of a sudden his engine starts running really rough, and smoke is coming from under the hood...

Luckily, there's an garage right next to the mall, so he pulls in there. The mechanic says he'll be glad to take a look, but he won't be able to get to it for a couple hours.

The penguin says fine, and walks across the street to the mall.

He kills time walking around the mall, does some window shopping, buys an ice cream cone, etc. Finally the two hours are up and he goes back to the mechanic.

The penguin says, "Have you had time to look at my engine?"

The mechanic says, "Yeah, it looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin says, "No, that's just ice cream."

Hat-tip: Alleyoopoop on Reddit/r/Jokes


Read Our Previous Jokes Here

Mark Farrelly
Article written by
Balls Media Audience Development Manager. Former Miss World 1997 contestant.

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