Were you thinking the same thing as us about last night's episode of Love Island? Were you thinking "This is good but it needs more Ian Holloway."? I bet you were!
Well, ask and it shall be delivered.
The former QPR manager was on talkSPORT this morning and somehow the coversation descended into a discussion with Laura Woods about all the drama from the villa. And we don't mean Manchester United's reported interest in John McGinn.
Holloway confessed to "accidentally" watching Love Island (same as the rest of us) before calling out the "fireman," Michael, who dumped Amber last night for someone whose name I can't remember. Joanne or something. Anyhow, Ian was having none of it:
The fireman, I'd kill him.
You've got to be true to your word. How can he say to her, "You're fit" and then realise, because he's met someone else who says she likes him ... Aww don't go there! You can't say that to Amber ...
Come on, that's not right. I've got daughters. Don't do that. I wouldn't let anyone treat you [Laura Woods] like that.
After pillaring Michael, Ian then moved on to Curtis, who came crawling back to Amy last night after trying to hook up with some other lassie: "Curtis got custard pied and it was hilarious. Take that!"
Of course, Holloway couldn't finish his punditry without giving a shout-out to Longford's greatest export since Albert Reynolds. Maura, or "Máire" as Ian calls her, has become a bit of a fan favourite since she tore Tommy a new one when she overheard him saying to the lads that he'd see if Maura was "all talk" ahead of their night together in the 'hideaway.'
Ian gave his analysis of the situation: "Máire dealt with it brilliantly. I could have killed him. Honestly, it was the worst thing I've ever heard said about anybody."
“Don’t get me started on Love Island!” ?
“The fireman, Michael, I’d kill him... you have to be true to your word!” ?
“You can’t say that to Amber!” ❌
“Curtis got custard pied... hilarious!” ?
— The Alan Brazil Sports Breakfast (@SportsBreakfast) July 4, 2019