Watch: Every Bob Mortimer 'Train Guy' Video In One Place

Watch: Every Bob Mortimer 'Train Guy' Video In One Place
By Donny Mahoney
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The best office comedy of the last 10 years has - in our opinion - not been broadcast on the BBC or Netflix or HBO. It has been aired on Twitter dot com over the past six months. It features the great comedian Bob Mortimer talking to himself. Mortimer's videos of the so-called 'Train Guy' facetiming his colleague Colin about various work adventures (and the occasional face-to-face with the esteemed Geoff Linton) before he departs the train for another day of grinding in Achievement City are some of the funniest gifts the internet has given us over the past year.

Loyal listeners to the Athletico Mince podcast will be familiar with Train Guy- he sounds an awful lot like Barry C Homeowner, one of the standout characters from the show.

Given the surging popularity of these videos, we've decided to put all of them in one place. You can chart hus evolution by scrolling through these videos.

Episode 1 - October 30, 2019 - a star is born


Episode 2- Train Guy on the street (closing line - 'you're a lion')

Episode 3 - he is on the pitch. (closing line - 'you're an adult wolf')

Episode 4 - Train Guy is doing R&R (intro to Geoff Linton - 'you are of course as always a male insect'



Episode 5 - hitting Achievement City ('you are always as an adult heron')

Episode 6 - at the Sales Con (we meet Geoff 'Hinton', you are as always a male herring')


Episode 7 - Train Guy Back To Work ('you are very much a lonely heron')

Episode 8 - Train Guy pillow talk ('you are as always a peaceful ferret')

Episode 9 -  Valentine Salami ('you are as always a disgruntled pug')

Episode 10 - Pencil Cases ('you are as always a vigorous pigeon')

Episode 11 - Litter Tray ('you are as always an idle trout')

Episode 12 - Orange Poloneck ('you are as always an Edwardian cockerel')

Episode 13 - Phil Collins Meet n Greet ('you are as always a bankrupt parrot')

Episode 14 - Meet Geoff Linton #1 (starring Matthew Berry)

Episode 15 - Phil Collins Bracelet ('you are as always a buttery spaniel')

Episode 16 - Geoff Linton #2

Episode 17 - Chaotic Balls ('you are as always a bulky chipmunk')

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