The world of Sumo wrestling rarely breaks free from cliched appearances in any film that steps foot in Japan or the beautifully tailored teambuilding playsuits you would have seen in plentiful supply at any pre-recession office party, but today it has.
If I were Sepp Blatter I'd be looking toward the Japan Sumo Wrestling Association with fluttering eyelashes, it is a sporting organisation in more trouble than his own and happily a little less in the spotlight.
There are a myriad of problems however Sepp, betting scandals, marijuana doping, suspicious deaths and now links to the criminal underground. The New York Times reports that the latest scandal comes about after the 50 of the not so well liked, Yamaguchi-gumi, Japan’s largest crime syndicate appeared in the prized front row seats at a major bout a few weeks back.
So, Sepp, tidy up the oul C.V and send it to
National skill mansion Japan,
130-0015 Sumida Kusidenet
1 Chome 3?28,
Tokyo.
