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Power Ranking The Sexiest New MLS Jerseys For The 2017 Season

Power Ranking The Sexiest New MLS Jerseys For The 2017 Season
By Mikey Traynor
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The MLS season is soon upon us and for the first time in a long time we have to accept that we won't be waking up to Robbie Keane highlights from the good old US of A.

We do of course have Kevin Doyle who will no doubt give us a number of goals to celebrate over the course of the season, but there's another thing we can rely on the MLS for, and that is a very high volume of beautiful jerseys.

Every year we run the rule over the best new jerseys for the MLS season because every year there are some absolute beauties unveiled, and this year is no exception. We've omitted jerseys that were used last season, focusing only on the new releases, so let's get in to the ranking.

#22 - New England Revolution

Nothing revolutionary about this, we're not a fan of the Blackburn style panels in this case.

#21 - Colorado Rapids

At least it's different and a nod to the state flag, but it's very Romania. We'd rather have the home kit with DOYLE 9 on the back.

#20 - Philadelphia Union

An otherwise nice jersey ruined by the big BIMBO sponsor.

#19 - DC United

The colours work great, but we've never been big fans of human anatomy features on kits.


#18 - Sporting Kansas City

Just a bit boring, not a huge fan of the stripes.

#17 - Real Salt Lake


#16 - Montral Impact

We're coming out of the boring zone, this one is a bit nicer than the other plain jobs.


#15 - Chicago Fire

Very clean, the brushed metal effect is cool, this is where all the jerseys are nice from now on.

#14 - New York City FC

A very clean, inoffensive effort.

#13 - Columbus Crew

Slightly more offensive now, but it's adventurous and we like that.


#12 - San Jose Earthquakes


Another bold one, the colours work really well with that design.

#11 - Houston Dynamo

We're getting to the business end with some aboslute crackers now, this is a beaut.

#10 - Seattle Sounders

Clean and crisp, with nice colours and a sponsor that works.


#9 - Vancouver Whitecaps

Unique and very tidy, big fan of the mini-mountains on Vancouver's effort.

#8 - Atlanta United

An extremely clean start for the new expansion team, the colours work really well.

#7 - FC Dallas

Sick fade, bro. No, really, it looks damn nice.


#6 - LA Galaxy

Simple and beautiful, it's sad we won't see KEANE 7 on the back of this bad boy.

#5 - New York Red Bulls

That's just awesome.

#4 - Minnesota United

A beautiful start for the other new expansion team, even if the sponsor is a bit big, it still works.


#3 - Orlando City FC

Yes. A thousand times yes.

#2 - Portland Timbers

That shade of green is absolutely beautiful, and the gold touches make it a cracker.

#1 - Toronto FC

The best of the bunch, Toronto FC's new just is just gorgeous.

So that concludes our ranking, football jerseys will always split opinion so feel free to get in touch and let us know what your top 3 are, or even just one you feel we've been too harsh on.

[Images via MLSsoccer.com]

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