13 Sports Inspired Halloween Costumes For You This Year

13 Sports Inspired Halloween Costumes For You This Year
By PJ Browne

Halloween is just around the corner so we've got some sports inspired Halloween costumes for you to don this year.

Mayo Mick

(You may remember him from such incidents as this.)

Requirements:

Black polo shirt. A green Mayo cap. Five friends dressed as stewards to hold you back.

Conor McGregor

Requirements:

Losing a whole lot of body fat. Getting ripped. An Irish flag. Proficiency in trash-talking.

Bearded Roy Keane

Requirements:

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An awesome two-tone beard. The ability to make everyone apprehensive as soon as you enter a room.

Rory McIlroy

Requirements:

Kilt. Orange wig. Some Scottish golfer hanging off your shoulder. Abs no one realised you had.

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Someone in the middle of an Ice Bucket Challenge

Requirements:

A contraption that makes a bucket constantly hang over your head. Being completely saturated at all times.

John O'Shea

Requirements:

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Killer smile. Ability to get on the end of Jeff Hendrick crosses. An Irish jersey with 'O'Shea 4' on the back.

A bearded Gordon D'Arcy

Requirements:

Massive facial hair. Ability to always cross the gain line. Ireland jersey with 12 on the back. 14 other friends in Ireland rugby jerseys.

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Luis Suarez

Requirements:

Love of human flesh. Italian friend who enjoys his shoulder being nibbled on.

Italia 90 Billo

Requirements:

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Hat with clapping hands. Yellow RTÉ polo shirt. Willingness to shout 'fantastic', 'ciao Roma' and 'buongiorno Roma' a lot.

Joe Brolly

Requirements:

Glasses that perpetually look like they are about to fall off your face. A suit that looks a little bit too small for you. Willingness to shout "sweet mother of all the Brollys" and sound constantly exasperated. Slouch whenever you sit in a chair.

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Referee with vanishing spray

Requirements:

Ability to draw to fairly straight lines and semi-circles. Eagerness to use your vanishing spray in all sorts of hilarious situations. Eg. Separating two lads fighting at 4am in a chipper on Wexford St.

David Moyes being followed by the Grim Reaper

Requirements:

Looking constantly bedraggled. Friend dressed as the Grim Reaper to stalk you.

Garth Brooks

Requirements:

Stetson. Some sort of gawdy belt buckle. Denim shirt. Unwillingness to negotiate on anything throughout the night.

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