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What The German Media Said About Ireland Defeat Vs What They Really Meant

Gary Reilly
By Gary Reilly
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The German media reaction is what we all wanted to see this morning and here it is. We've even employed a disgracefully expensive translator for the purposes of fully bringing across juts how they're feeling this morning.


Literal translation: The Stupid Thing From Dublin

Real translation: We were awful shite last night, weren't we?


Literal translation: Two total failure of the world champions.

Real translation: Will someone get on the phone to FIFA to see if we can swap one of our World Cup trophies for that Cyrus Christie fella?



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Literal translation: Hummels criticises result.


Real translation: Hummels absolutely owned by Shane Long as Germany get whipped 1-0 by Ireland who showed us what passion really is.


Literal translation: Loew: I must first be processed this game.


Real translation: Loew: We shit on the eggs lads, sorry about that one.

Suddeutsche Zeitung

Literal translation: Baseless trundled into perdition.


Real translation: We have absolutely no idea how to react to this so we're just going to throw big words down here to confuse you all.


Literal translation: Loew: One of the most unnecessary defeats in recent years


Real translation: Loew: Martin O'Neill showed me how to set up a team today, and I bow to his superior knowledge of football tactics. We lost because we deserved to lose.

And here's that Daily Record headline once more.

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