The German media reaction is what we all wanted to see this morning and here it is. We've even employed a disgracefully expensive translator for the purposes of fully bringing across juts how they're feeling this morning.
Literal translation: The Stupid Thing From Dublin
Real translation: We were awful shite last night, weren't we?
Literal translation: Two total failure of the world champions.
Real translation: Will someone get on the phone to FIFA to see if we can swap one of our World Cup trophies for that Cyrus Christie fella?
Literal translation: Hummels criticises result.
Real translation: Hummels absolutely owned by Shane Long as Germany get whipped 1-0 by Ireland who showed us what passion really is.
Literal translation: Loew: I must first be processed this game.
Real translation: Loew: We shit on the eggs lads, sorry about that one.
Literal translation: Baseless trundled into perdition.
Real translation: We have absolutely no idea how to react to this so we're just going to throw big words down here to confuse you all.
Literal translation: Loew: One of the most unnecessary defeats in recent years
Real translation: Loew: Martin O'Neill showed me how to set up a team today, and I bow to his superior knowledge of football tactics. We lost because we deserved to lose.
And here's that Daily Record headline once more.
Daily Record took it well @NickyAACampbell ⚽️ pic.twitter.com/7KyVTdwLzl
— George (@georgeyboy) October 9, 2015