14 Ways You Can Dare To Zlatan

Mikey Traynor
By Mikey Traynor
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Zlatan Ibrahimovic did it again on Thursday night, scoring a hat-trick as Manchester United beat St-Etienne 3-0 at Old Trafford in their Europa League Round of 32 first leg clash.

The World of football would no doubt be a much more boring place were it not for the Swedish striker and the many myths and legends that have been told all over the world since his senior debut at Malmo about 17 years ago.

Since then, he has hopped around some of Europe's most beautiful cities, played in some of the World's best teams, and won a ridiculous amount of trophies. It is understandable if you want to be more like Zlatan, so here are 14 ways that you can do just that.

By the way, there can be only one Zlatan. This is just a guide to be more like him; 14 ways you can dare to Zlatan.

Do not accept people touching you without permission.

Regularly defy gravity.


Become a master of tae-kwon-do

And use it in other facets of your life.


Find your signature haircut, and make it a source of power.


When others let you down, do it all by yourself.

Spoil your mates with expensive personalised gifts.

Don't be afraid of a little confrontation.

Piss excellence.

Socialise with similarly legendary gentlemen.

Become a verb.

"To Zlatan" is actually in the Swedish dictionary in the form of the verb "zlatanera", which means "to dominate".

Drive only the most extravagant cars.

Take action against those who have wronged you, or those who you feel like taking action against.

Refer to yourself in the 3rd person.

Above all else, love yourself.


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