Balls.ie Presents The Official 'Snow XI'

Balls.ie Presents The Official 'Snow XI'
By Eoin Lyons
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When your stuck inside, working from home, watching the masses frolic carefree outside a certain cabin fever takes hold. It can manifest in very different ways; hallucinations, insanity and of course terrible football puns. I have fallen for the latter sickness.

Here is the official Balls.ie Snow XI:

David Snowman

One of the weak links of this pun eleven, Francesco Coldo was put forward but in the interest of keeping things (relatively) modern I've opted for the former England keeper.

Luke Thaw

The United left-back has found it hard to find form of late but let's hope with the inclusion in our snow XI that the fans begin to warm to him.

Martin Ski-rtl

The ageing Ski-rtel is the natural leader at the back and will hope he is not caught cold by his propensity for own goals.

Declan Ice

More used to a defensive midfield role the West Ham youngster slots in beside the experienced Ski-rtel.

Seamus Coldman

Coldman was out for a snap with injury and looked uncomfortable in the warm ups, but expect the Irish man to put in a solid performance at right back

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Gareth Hail

On his day is unplayable, though Welsh winger has suffered with injuries in the past and has warned fans to cool their expectations of an immediate return to form.

Flake Livermore

A totally unique player, you won't find another exactly like him.

Grant "It's fierce Leadbitter out"

The defensive lynch pin is not afraid of complaining amidst the inclement playing conditions.

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Eden Blizzard

Sure to cause opponents turmoil.

Chillian Sheridan

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Grit Assombalonga

While not a prolific striker will hope to clear a path for other team mates to score.

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Manager: Marcelo Nippy

The Italian has been accused of being cold towards his troops and after a series of bad results may be met with a frosty reception.

Formation

The Balls.ie snow XI formation will be a routine 4-4-2.

Subsitutes:

Ian Slush

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Denis Irwinter

Juan Pablo Snow Angel

Graeme Le Snow

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Scott Parka

Dennis BrrrKamp

Ciro Snow-mobile

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Sebastian Coat-es

See Al-snow:Kevin Kilbane Is Convinced Ireland Should Have Made World Cup Final

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