If you're like any of the rest of us then you're going slightly out of your mind without the Premier League over the summer. So to keep you entertained, and to fully prepare for the new season, here are six football parody Twitter accounts you need to follow.
1. Brendan Rodgers Okay
Terrific news that the Princess has gone into labour. Okay. Especially as the baby could be born today, on Stewart Downing's birthday.
— Brendan Rodgers okay (@brendanrodgrsok) July 22, 2013
I signed Mignolet as competition for Pepe Reina okay, no question. Pepe has now competitively decided to go to Napoli on loan. — Brendan Rodgers okay (@brendanrodgrsok) July 20, 2013
Terrific victory against Indonesia. The group was absolutely fantastic and the support terrific. We'll take the three points and move on. — Brendan Rodgers okay (@brendanrodgrsok) July 20, 2013
It's a shame for the boy @rioferdy5 no question, but you assess the assessment and you move on. And then you move on from moving on. Okay. — Brendan Rodgers okay (@brendanrodgrsok) March 21, 2013
2. Mario Balotelli
Shinji Kagawa doing his best Phil Jones impression! pic.twitter.com/y0JjOlEO3Y — Mario Balotelli (@MarioBaloltelli) July 23, 2013
Daffy Duck never wears pants. But when he comes out of the shower, he wears a towel around his waist. #ThingsThatAngerAndConfuseWayneRooney — Mario Balotelli (@MarioBaloltelli) July 16, 2013
Sorry what were you saying @PiersMorgan? #Ficklepic.twitter.com/FHc1fL6yEM — Mario Balotelli (@MarioBaloltelli) July 21, 2013
3. Wenger Knows Best
Are we any nearer to signing an exceptional player of outstanding quality? I must say, Giroud played well again today. — Wenger Knows Best (@wengerknowsbest) July 22, 2013
Is Gervinho going to Roma? I don't know. I am not a travel agent. — Wenger Knows Best (@wengerknowsbest) July 14, 2013
I must tell you, we are busy day and night on transfers. Will we make any marquee signings? No. We don't need any marquees. — Wenger Knows Best (@wengerknowsbest) June 7, 2013
We are delighted to win the Fair Play League. Is it like a trophy? I don't know. But a championship is a championship. — Wenger Knows Best (@wengerknowsbest) June 4, 2013
4. Boring James Milner
I'm not looking forward to the big pile of ironing waiting for me when I get back home. — Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) July 23, 2013
Got in a taxi today and it was a Mercedes taxi. I don't think I've ever been in a Mercedes taxi before. — Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) July 22, 2013
Just woke up from a nap on the sofa. I didn't mean to sleep that long. I bet I'll struggle to sleep tonight now. — Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) July 21, 2013
I knew I shouldn't have had that nap. I'm paying for it now by not being able to sleep. I'm going to be tired in the morning. — Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) July 21, 2013
5. Soccer Guy
The Unity have rejectified a bid for real sad soccer player Dwayne Rooney from Juan Mourinho. #FranchiseEnhancementWindow — Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) July 17, 2013
Wes Brown's Albion light up a 4th of July franchise enhancement firework of their own by getting Knickerless Anelka #wba #enhanced — Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) July 4, 2013
Ireland Soccer Club handed out soccer punishment to the Pharoh Islands with a 3 zero victory #CloverleafSoccer — Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) June 8, 2013
Well Frankie may be going to Hollywood, but he still knows how to kick a soccer ball in to the soccergoal interior! Equalization goalshot! — Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) May 11, 2013
6. Evil Kagawa
After game Moyes hold team meeting. I interupt "YOU SEE THIS MOYES! This what happen if no play Kaga..." Kagawa unconscious....8 minute!
— Evil Kagawa (@evilkagawa) July 23, 2013
Moyes struggle improve team. Solution simple. 1 Get rid Rooney 2 Give Kagawa No10 shirt 3 Give ball to Kagawa 4 Relax, enjoy play-a-making
— Evil Kagawa (@evilkagawa) July 15, 2013
So happy for Giggs. First day England he say, "Welcome Shinji, I will treat you like my brother. What does wife look like?" He kind old man.
— Evil Kagawa (@evilkagawa) July 4, 2013
After game, Mexican put arm around of Kagawa. He say, "See you back Manchester my friend." I politely nod head. Who hell is Hernandez?
— Evil Kagawa (@evilkagawa) June 22, 2013
