It's Friday after lunch, you can't fool us. We know you're basically just starting at your computer screen at this stage of the week, and the chances of any actual work being done are about as much as Peter Crouch actually signing for Chelsea.
If you can peel away yourself from transfer rumours for a few minutes, we have something a little more productive for you to do with your time. Take the Balls.ie Friday Quiz of the Week, answer ten questions about the last seven days in sport, and win this once-in-a-lifetime prize.
That's right. It's a copy of Bunreacht na hÉireann (soon to become an out-of-date collector's item), and a 1996 Premier League sticker of former Republic of Ireland captain Andy Townsend. It really doesn't get any bigger or better than this.
To enter, just get full marks and leave a screenshot of your result in Facebook comments or on Twitter before 5pm this evening. We'll pick a random winner from the entries.
You've got five minutes to answer all ten questions. Good luck to all.
Terms and Conditions apply. Balls.ie is not responsible for any offence caused by the Irish constitution or Andy Townsend's hair.
If for some reason, you can't see the quiz, you can also play here.