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One Whopper Of A Bullshit Transfer Rumour Is Set To Appear In Tomorrow's Papers

Mikey Traynor
By Mikey Traynor
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On Wednesday night Manchester City limped out of Anfield after being on the wrong end of a 3-0 beating, and over 90 minutes their number one, and first-choice England goalkeeper, Joe Hart didn't exactly put in his best performance.

That means that he will be sold, and Bayern Munich are going to sell the best goalkeeper in the world this summer, naturally.

This is the belief of The Mirror who have dedicated their back-page to the mother of all bullshit transfer rumours as they claim City will look to sell Joe Hart and use Pep Guardiola to brainwash Manuel Neuer into signing on a £300k a week contract at the Etihad Stadium.

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Neuer will not be leaving Bayern Munich for anyone, anytime soon, much less a Manchester City side who are not even guaranteed a Champions League spot having lost three Premier League matches in a row.

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It has only just turned March and we are already seeing speculation as to who Guardiola wants to bring in, but after the very plausible idea that Aymeric Laporte may wear the sky blue of City next season, we have been given a much more reasonable suggestion as to what this summer is going to be filled with in the above screenshot.

Considering the calibre of player that Pep has worked under in the last few seasons, we can expect to see almost every star name linked to toy with the heart of City fans, and while there will no doubt be a few big signings, it's best not to get emotionally involved until they are holding up the club shirt.

Brace yourselves, it's not going to be pretty.

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