This Type Of Moral Blackmail Is Clearly All That Aston Villa Have Left

Jude Branson has spent a fair portion of his young life watching Aston Villa not scoring goals.

They have gone ten hours now without scoring. Branson has had enough. He has earmarked a saviour and gone to the man himself directly. Here is the letter he sent to Chelsea football club in full.

Bad form doing this while Lambert is still in the job.

Dear Mr Mourinho, My name is Jude. I am 6 years old and I support Aston Villa. You are my favourite manager. Please could you manage Villa and bring Costa with you? We need help. Thank you Jude Branson.

[Project Babb]