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A Chelsea Fan Completely Loses His Marbles In 'Fuck Off' Ladened Rant

Conor Neville
By Conor Neville
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In the future, Alan Shearer and co will have been done away with and post-match analysis will consist of vox-pops with irate fans outside grounds.

Over on 100PCTChelsea, 'Louis' feels 'broken' by what's gone on in the past two months.


In a contribution which was liberally doused with expletives, he launched a furious assault on Ivanovic and Fabregas. Re the former, he partially quoted Bill Belichick, encouraging the full back to 'do your fucking job!!!'

However, he becomes most animated by the phenomenon of 'traffic beating' (though, he doesn't refer to it in those terms) and addresses Chelsea's own early leaving fanbase by staring right into the camera, Brian Lenihan Snr. style.

A controversial phenomenon is traffic beating, one that we have addressed before.

Read more: If You Refer To James McClean As British, There's A Correction Coming Your Way



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