Diarmuid Connolly Creating A Puddle In The Huddle

This video was posted on LiveGaelic earlier, appearing to show Dublin's Diarmuid Connolly urinating on the pitch before the All Ireland Football Final.

Obviously this raises certain questions:

Maybe he was just squirting a water bottle? Is this why Dublin left the pre-match parade early? Was someone stung by a jellyfish? Does this explain any mysterious slips during the match? And does this mean that the Croke Park surface is no longer 'hallowed turf'?

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