You could go out and buy a brand new Myrco hurling helmet but you know what it would be lacking? History, that's what.
You could also save yourself around €25 by purchasing this bargain black and white Myrco for just €50 on DoneDeal.
This helmet has an excellent safety record, protecting the seller's son "from a lash of a hurl by some brute playing for the Hooly back in early 2010", he's still in counselling apparently. It was also used to keep sliotars dry during the 2011 North Cork U12 final and, of course, we don't need to tell you what an epic barn burner that was.
Sadly it has fallen into disuse, "due to lazyness. Xbox. Etc." and was recently recovered from "an empty bag of maverick cow feed".
Some elbow grease may be required to remove the "cesspool" from the padding, but sure, you'll have plenty of time for that over Christmas.
h/t Karl Metelko
Picture credit: Stephen McCarthy / SPORTSFILE