Why? Why did I not take up golf as a kid?
Yes, I would have enjoyed my young life significantly less as I forced myself to spend hour after hour meticulously striking balls at the driving range rather than watching cartoons and chasing Trevelyan around the 'Cradle' level of Goldeneye 007 on N64, but if you showed me the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, I might have gone for it.
Dustin Johnson isn't an elite golfer, although he is one of the best yet to win a major, and just look at this absolutely outrageous new house he's bought for himself.
It's massive, it's got it's own 'GTA Vice City style' speed-boat, and he's also got his own mini-island... Damn.
Fair play to him, that's one hell of a place to call home.
Damn it feels good to be a golfer.
via GolfDigest.com
