The Daily Telegraph today printed the whole transcript of a video in which Dylan Hartley, James Haskill and Chris Ashton play a starring role. This all happened on the eve of their poor showing against Argentina in their World Cup opening match. Picture the scene in which this woman, a hotel worker, went to room 510 to retrieve a missing walkie talkie.. this is part of what she encountered. Strangely enough a lot of it is "unintelligible".
HASKELL Where’s the chocolate?
NEWTON I don’t have any chocolate
HASKELL Well you didn’t listen to our demands did you?
NEWTON I couldn’t understand most of them
HASKELL We wanted chocolate and an Aussie kiss. It’s like a French kiss but 'Down Under’
ASHTON -- [reference to sexual act]
NEWTON Ha, -- [repeats the same abbreviation of a sexual act]
HASKELL [to ASHTON] No, no, stop it, shut up [Pause] We want some chocolate and we want you to kill Dave Barton [RFU press officer]
ASHTON I said what he said to say I would, so ...
HARTLEY Honestly, I think it’s out there
NEWTON I heard you guys in here, and you were like shh
ASHTON We put it in the cupboard
NEWTON Subtle
HARTLEY It’s in his bag
ASHTON It’s not, it’s in there, it’s in there
HASKELL It’s in the cupboard [unintelligible]
