It seems that most people had heard what they wanted to hear with Lance Armstrong's admission on Thursday night that he had used performance enhancing drugs because the second part of Oprah's interview certainly did not receive the same amount of Twitter attention.
Also, it was a Friday night and maybe people didn't want to stay in listening to some partial truths and mealy mouthed apologies.
Anyway. here are some of the funniest tweets about Lance and Oprah part two.
Funniest tweets about part one, here.
Thank you, Lance Armstrong, for sitting down with Oprah last night. I missed the interview, but I heard it was dope. #ThankYouNoteFriday
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) January 19, 2013
Remember if you see a cyclist in #lance Armstrong cycling kit today, he's not condoning doping, he just had a great eye for a bargain. €€€
— PJ Gallagher (@pjgallagher) January 19, 2013
Lance should take better person PEDs
— Bruce Arthur (@bruce_arthur) January 19, 2013
I suspect your local priest gets better confessions without asking one question. #oprah #lance
— Janusz Michallik (@JanuszESPN) January 19, 2013
Lance Armstrong's tears have tested positive for narcissism.
— Dave Lozo (@DaveLozo) January 19, 2013
Lance had a golden opportunity to do the right thing. He blew it. Maybe he really does need PEDs to perform on the biggest stages!! #doprah
— Enda Lynch (@austinstacksabu) January 19, 2013
Might help Lance's case if he admits to using Botox to explain complete, total and utter lack of emotion on his face duting #doprah
— amanda lulham (@amandalulham) January 18, 2013
Oprah: "You lied for years. You went after anyone who told the truth. Have you ever thought of working at Fox News?" #livewrong #doprah
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) January 19, 2013
RT @d_whitehouse: Armstrong should be applauded for being able to ride a bike so well on drugs. Tried it once. Hit dog & fell into canal.
— Tim Minchin (@timminchin) January 19, 2013
Does someone need to do a mash up of all the times Armstrong says "absolutely" in this interview? Absolutely.
— Aidan Gannon (@onthenickel) January 19, 2013
Lance Armstrong's "apology" has all the sincerity of a Year11 saying sorry for calling the Supply Teacher a knobhead.
— Peter Smith (@Redpeter99) January 19, 2013
"Mr. Armstrong, despite everything you're going through right now, our offer for you to endorse Huffy girl's bikes still stands"
— Jacy Catlin (@ieatanddrink) January 19, 2013
They wont flush #lance twitter.com/Woolberto/stat…
— Colm Parkinson (@Woolberto) January 19, 2013
The way #lance was talking about the "jerk" Lance in the third person last night reminds me of this #gollum #smeagol youtu.be/DLvIFRNbqOs
— Mark O'Toole (@M_OToole) January 19, 2013
And a few we missed from Thursday night.
Lance should get a yellow jersey for back-pedalling #liestrong
— Dennis Erny (@denniserny) January 18, 2013
Okay, not bad Oprah. Time for the important question: Was he strong enough to be Sheryl Crow's man?#LieStrong
— James (@j_cynic) January 18, 2013
Consider how much real money Lance Armstrong's lies raised for Manti Te'o's girlfriends fake cancer. #LieStrong #LiveStrong
— Fake Jeff Long (@FakeADJeffLong) January 17, 2013
This is like Frost/Nixon for fucking morons.
— Dave Zirin (@EdgeofSports) January 18, 2013
No signs of remorse from Armstrong. Seems the only thing he hasn't lied about is his book title: 'It's not about the bike' #Lance
— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) January 18, 2013
