Steven Gerrard was asked to rank the top five teams in the world right now, and you've got to hand it to him, he really loves his club.
Most of it is unsurprising: Barcelona, Real Madrid and Bayern Munich make an appearance, while Manchester United and Chelsea do not. Some of it is utterly shocking, however. He's only ranked Liverpool as the fifth best team in the world.
If you listen closely, that's the sound of a braying internet mob of Liverpool fans readying to admonish their skipper for such a public and resolute snub.
Rumours abound that Jose Enrique is readying a riposte in the form of an Instagram post, given that Enrique is technically the last man to have captained Liverpool.
— ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) January 21, 2016