Little did we know our #windyfootballers tweet would bring about such a reaction. You lot may be beaten down by the weather but you're still a beautiful witty bunch.
Here's a team of your #windyfootballers suggestions. Hard luck if you didn't make the cut but keep them coming.
Blackblown Overs, formerly known as 96 Knots Forrest
Joachim Lowe Pressure Area
Gordon River Burst It's Banks
Ray Inclement Weather