More proof this week, as if it were needed, that the best job in the world is college football quarterback. Unlike the real world, where future employers will gamble your athletic talents for short-term gain, college football quarterbacks live out their golden years of 18-22 as the Big Man on Campus, doing whatever you please, with everything paid for.
Example A: AJ McCarron, quarterback of Alabama, newly-crowned national champions. Check out his horrible chest tattoo:
Now meet his girlfriend, Katherine Webb, aka Miss Alabama (if you haven't already)
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Example B: 20-year-old Johnny Football, also known by his Christian name, Johnny Manziel, in a Dallas nightclub in the hours after leading Texas A&M to the Cotton Bowl.
'Nuff said.
