Maybe it's the cabin fever, maybe it's the fact that I'm right and the rest of the world has yet to see sense. Whatever the reason, there are a lot of things that have been grinding my gears and it's time I got them off my chest.
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So here you go - the following is a list of things that are a load of arse. Put simply, they're a complete waste of time:
- Mint Aeros
- French Toast
- Verified by Visa
- Jeans
- People giving out on Twitter
- People giving out on Twitter about the people giving out on Twitter
- Kidney beans
- Any new music that isn't Daði Freyr's 'Think About Things'
- Having to clean your oven
- Mars bars
- People who willingly purchase Mars Bars
- Ad Astra
- Money Heist
- This whole using a tortilla wrap as a pizza base crap
- Earphones that fall out when you go for a run
- Watching shite on television
- Spending so long picking what shite to watch on television that you've no time left to watch any of the shite
- Toasters that aren't big enough for the bread they're meant to be toasting
- Umbrellas
- Mass
- Stainless steel egg turners
- Glitter
- The Ryder Cup vice-captaincy
- Trying to hoover the bit between the seat and handbrake in your car
- Bars of soap
- Podcasts that drag a 15 minute story out for about four years
- The Irishman
- Meath
I'll come back to you if I think of any more.
