Opinion: The Following Things Are A Waste Of Time...

Opinion: The Following Things Are A Waste Of Time...
Mark Farrelly
By Mark Farrelly
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Maybe it's the cabin fever, maybe it's the fact that I'm right and the rest of the world has yet to see sense. Whatever the reason, there are a lot of things that have been grinding my gears and it's time I got them off my chest.


So here you go - the following is a list of things that are a load of arse. Put simply, they're a complete waste of time:

  • Mint Aeros
  • French Toast
  • Verified by Visa
  • Jeans
  • People giving out on Twitter
  • People giving out on Twitter about the people giving out on Twitter
  • Kidney beans
  • Any new music that isn't Daði Freyr's 'Think About Things'
  • Having to clean your oven
  • Mars bars
  • People who willingly purchase Mars Bars
  • Ad Astra
  • Money Heist
  • This whole using a tortilla wrap as a pizza base crap
  • Earphones that fall out when you go for a run
  • Watching shite on television
  • Spending so long picking what shite to watch on television that you've no time left to watch any of the shite
  • Toasters that aren't big enough for the bread they're meant to be toasting
  • Umbrellas
  • Mass
  • Stainless steel egg turners
  • Glitter
  • The Ryder Cup vice-captaincy
  • Trying to hoover the bit between the seat and handbrake in your car
  • Bars of soap
  • Podcasts that drag a 15 minute story out for about four years
  • The Irishman
  • Meath

I'll come back to you if I think of any more.

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